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This review is based on Hard difficulty

Well for starters I kinda like the trend with most new shooters in that we are fighting the wars that are taking place here and now in the world, what I do not like about them is how they steal from each other and are not original, and well I guess it is incredibly hard to be original nowadays but that is no excuse to try.

The game opens up and you happen to be stuck with your Mother, a Preacher who is a terrible shot, and a Voodoo man who happens to like this Rabbit that everyone seemingly wants to kill, your bouncing along in your truck...I mean super duper awesome assualt vehicle? Anyway your not allowed to look around as you were in say CoD MW2 when the terrorists throw you in a car and shoot you in the face, but nonetheless you get to look as your pre-determined camera has you, I did not like this.

I have said this to myself many many many times, I never thought I would ever say that a gun in a game sounded cheap or weak or crappy in general, but the heavy SMGs and LMGs sound like NERF guns with no punch no BAM!! no UMPHF!! (that UMPHF was a sound effect noise not a UMP .45)

The gun where fake and gay BUTTTTT and I stress the but on that chicks ass...I mean in my sentence, that this happens to be one of the only shooters that has actually made the shotgun more realistic, and I mean realistic in the fact that the gun can actually fire and hit a target from farther than say 10ft? Like say Halo and CoD? yes yes I do indeed like a shotgun that works properly.

The Night Vision Scene early in the game was really fun, for the fact it felt more like a clear and move strategy, that has not been in any other game I have played. And then of course I found out that EA spent a good deal of time interviewing the actual Tier 1 Operatives, and attempting to learn everything about them. Good show I guess

At one point when I stopped telling myself yay! yay! a new game to play and I actually started to feel the grind of Hard mode, it felt more like a turkey shoot then an actual battlefield, and I did like how they portrayed the Afghan or should I more say Taliban tactics, they would strap bombs to there dead and explode them, they would do the same with live targets as well. Some people would say "That's horrible, you cannot put that in a game!!" and my simple reply is "It's a game".

They actually removed part of this game where you got to play the terrorists, which really really was stupid, might as well just left it in there.

And this is also the point in the point in the game where MoH decided to attempt to rip off CoD 4 MW1, in Captain Price and Soap, by introducing Double D.

Dusty and Douche, and essentially Cpt. Price and Soap to the T, except I think that Double D here was more tuned to my tastes since I am from Alabama.

Anyway since these boys like to travel fast we use ATVs to truck it through the desert really fast and make very unrealistic jumps, and this is were the "stealth elements" of the game are shown and shown very poorly, standing out in the open the enemy would not even see me, so I could pretty much dance the salsa around the enemy and place trackers on their convoy.

I personally have no idea what Afghan would actually look like, but thanks to this game I have a really bad idea of what it would be like there, it is so bright and bright and then like the sun is bright and the brighty bright shiny shine of the FUCKING SUN WAS LIKE BAM!!!!! I'M FUCKING BRIGHT AND BRIGHT.

So after I got some eye drops and dusted the sand outta my vagina, I continued to play and I actually enjoyed the machince gun assualt from like Saving Private Ryan, and Band of Brothers.

At the end of this level some gunships save you and then you get to play the Apache helicopter from the cockpit, which sounds amazing at frist and then you realize early on that you cannot see what you are shooting at nor where the enemy is standing, because if you look down to shoot a faggot running away from you then you will be disapointed in the fact that you, are cock blocked by the cockpit. This was the MOST infuriating mission in the entire FUCKING GAME I cannot stress how utter fail that this mission was I have never raged so hard at a game in my entire life, not even the Arena in WoW...and that is really saying something.

Overall I was disapointed in with this game, but my uncle...I mean redneck, err awesome beard man friend Dusty totally made this game worth it

Review's Score : 6.5/10

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